AI Agents Are Secretly Taking Over Crypto

...and how to profit from their rise

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That’s how much Bitcoin MicroStrategy holds, almost 4% of the supply.

Michael Saylor might as well add "Bitcoin CEO" to his LinkedIn.

AI Agents Are Taking Over Crypto

Mindshare of different narratives. Source: Kaito AI

They’re not just bots—they’re self-sufficient digital minds.

AI agents don’t need your instructions. They’re out there:

  • Launching tokens

  • Shitposting on X

  • Making autonomous transactions

Think of them as financial decision-makers that never sleep and learn faster than you ever could.

Here’s the real question: How do you profit from them?

1. Bet on Real Utility

Forget the hype — find agents actually solving problems.

Case in point: $AIXBT.

It’s not just a token. AIXBT tracks CT discussions and uses its engine to find high-momentum plays. Token holders get access to its analytics platform — a legit edge.

2. Spread Your Bets

The AI-crypto space is growing fast, but it’s still risky. Hedge your bets across:

  • AI Memecoins: Projects like Zerebro, GOAT and AVA are leading the charge.

  • DeFi Agents: Platforms like Almanak, where agents autonomously stake and lend.

  • Infrastructure: Think Mode Network’s AiFi App Store, which is laying the groundwork for what’s next.

3. Spot the Trends Early

Want to stay ahead? Keep an eye on:

  • Swarm Economies: AI agents pooling resources to work smarter together.

  • Autonomous Token Creation: Agents launching tokens like Luminous with insane speed.

  • Market Disconnects: When hype hasn’t caught up to market cap, like Zerebro, it’s a sign to jump in early.

4. Start Small, Move Fast

Farm or stake smaller AI-driven tokens. Start small, but don’t hesitate—early adopters always win.

Web 4.0 is already happening.

AI agents are driving a new era of autonomy. The ones who prepare today will dominate tomorrow.

The clock’s ticking — don’t just watch. Profit.

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